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FREEZE, MUMFORD.
BACK AWAY FROM THE COBBLER.

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COME ON, DAD, YOU ALWAYS
GET THE LAST PIECE.

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THAT'S BECAUSE I'M
THE ALPHA DOG AROUND HERE.

4
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I'M THE KING OF THIS CASTLE,

5
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AND THAT'S
THE ONLY PERK I GET...

6
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THE LAST PIECE
OF PEACH COBBLER PIE

7
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AND YOUR MAMA'S RUMP ROAST.

8
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SO, I DARE ANYBODY
TO TOUCH THAT.

9
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GO AHEAD, TOUCH IT.

10
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GO AHEAD, FRANKLIN,
DON'T LET HIM BULLY YOU.

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[ GROWLS ]

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[ GROWLS ]

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[ GROWLS ]

14
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[ BOTH GROWLING ]

15
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WILL YOU GUYS STOP IT?

16
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THERE'S PLENTY MORE.

17
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I'M JUST KIDDING.

18
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IF YOU WANT THIS LAST PIECE
OF PECAN PUMPKIN PEASANT PIE,

19
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PEN YOU PEST PECK IT
PITH UPON IT.

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I DON'T THINK
I WANT IT ANYMORE.

21
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IS IT SOMETHING
I SAID?

22
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OH, MICHAEL, YOU GUYS
ARE BEING SO SILLY,

23
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FIGHTING OVER A PIECE
OF COBBLER.

24
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OH, NO, THIS IS NOT
JUST COBBLER.

25
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THIS IS THE BEST COBBLER
EVER MADE.

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YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
'CAUSE I'M YOUR WIFE.

27
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NO, JAY, I'M SAYING IT
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

28
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THIS IS THE PERFECT COBBLER.

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COME ON, MICHAEL.

30
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IT'S GOOD HOME COOKING,

31
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BUT IT'S NOT
RESTAURANT QUALITY.

32
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IF THERE'S A RESTAURANT
THAT SOLD THIS,

33
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I'D EAT THERE ALL THE TIME.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, KIDS?

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I KNOW I WOULD.

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IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD
MENTION THAT.

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UH-OH.

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WHY YOU SAYING "UH-OH"?

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WHY YOU SAY "IT'S FUNNY
YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT"?

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EVERY TIME YOU SAY "FUNNY
YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT,"

40
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IT ENDS UP
COSTING ME MONEY.

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WELL, THIS TIME I THINK

42
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IT'S GONNA END UP MAKING YOU
SOME MONEY.

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I'M OPENING A RESTAURANT!

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[ SNIFFING ]

45
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

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COBBLER?

47
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ROAST BEEF?

48
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NO, IT SMELLS LIKE
AN ARGUMENT.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

50
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GOOD NIGHT.

51
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COME ON, FRANKLIN.

52
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GIVE ME A MINUTE.

53
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YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME
TO WAIT, ARE YOU?

54
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OKAY,
WHAT'S GOING ON, JAY?

55
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MICHAEL, YOU SAID YOURSELF
IF THERE WAS A RESTAURANT

56
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THAT SERVED
THIS KIND OF FOOD

57
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YOU WOULD EAT THERE
EVERY NIGHT.

58
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I KNOW, BUT THAT
WAS JUST FOREPLAY.

59
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
I MEAN

60
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ALL THOSE NICE THINGS
I SAY TO YOU?

61
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I'M JUST TRYING TO CUT DOWN
ON SOME BEGGING TIME

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UP IN THE BEDROOM.

63
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MICHAEL, I'M SERIOUS.

64
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LOOK, FOR THE PAST COUPLE
OF MONTHS

65
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I'VE BEEN DOING ALL
THIS LEGWORK.

66
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EVERYTHING'S ALREADY
TAKEN CARE OF.

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JAY, RESTAURANTS HAVE
THE HIGHEST RATE OF FAILURE

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OF ANY BUSINESSES
IN AMERICA.

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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
MICHAEL...

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THAT I'M NOT SAVVY ENOUGH
TO START MY OWN BUSINESS?

71
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I WAS A SUCCESSFUL
INVESTMENT BANKER,

72
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AND I KNOW A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
WHEN I SEE ONE.

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YOU CAN TALK.

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OKAY.

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I'M NOT DOUBTING
YOUR ABILITY.

76
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.

77
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING?

78
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EVERYTHING
THAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.

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"I WANT JAY TO STAY AT HOME
AND COOK, AND CLEAN,

80
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"AND WAIT AFTER ME
HAND AND FOOT,

81
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AND FEED ME COBBLER WHEN
I FEEL LIKE HAVING IT."

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YOU FORGOT BUTT-NAKED WITH
THE LITTLE FEATHER.

83
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LOOK, BABY,
THIS IS CRAZY.

84
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FIRST OF ALL, WHEN YOU
OPEN UP A RESTAURANT

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THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO DO
IS FIND A GREAT LOCATION.

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[ LAUGHS ]
DONE.

87
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YOU FOUND A LOCATION.

88
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IT'S DOWNTOWN AND,
MICHAEL, IT IS PERFECT!

89
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I LOOKED AT IT.

90
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IT'S SET UP
AND READY TO GO.

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IT'S TURNKEY OPERATION,

92
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AND THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER
RESTAURANT WITHIN 20 BLOCKS.

93
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LOOK, THIS IS A CHANCE,
MICHAEL,

94
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FOR ME TO DO SOMETHING
I ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT.

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AND WHEN IT'S A SUCCESS,
IT'LL BE GREAT FOR EVERYBODY.

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BUT, BABY, JUST BECAUSE
YOU CAN COOK AT THE HOUSE

97
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DON'T MEAN YOU CAN
OPEN A RESTAURANT.

98
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WHAT IF I HAD SAID THAT
TO YOU 20 YEARS AGO, MICHAEL?

99
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"JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
DRIVE A TRUCK

100
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DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN OWN
YOUR OWN TRUCKING COMPANY."

101
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THAT'S DIFFERENT.

102
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I HAD SOMETHING
BEHIND ME.

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WHAT?

104
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YOU.

105
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HMM...

106
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I WONDER WHO
THE NEW OWNER

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OF THE RESTAURANT ACROSS
THE STREET ARE GOING TO BE?

108
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.

109
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NOBODY CAN COMPETE
WITH US.

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THEY COULD HAVE NAKED WOMEN
SELLING HOT DOGS

111
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IN BOTH HANDS,
AND WE'D STILL WIN.

112
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'RE GOOD.

113
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NO, I'M GOOD.

114
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YOU'RE JUST ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.

115
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OOH, I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU DEGRADE ME.

116
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GOOD. SHUT UP!

117
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NOW, GET ON YOUR BIKE

118
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AND PEDAL THIS LUNGFISH CAKE
OVER TO MR. WILSON.

119
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WHEN I GET BACK,
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BIT

120
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OF YOUR SWEET AND PUNGENT PORK
ON THE TABLE?

121
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MAYBE.

122
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IT DEPENDS ON HOW QUICKLY
YOU GET BACK.

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NOW GO!

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE

126
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OR WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT
YOU'RE GONNA OPEN,

127
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BUT WE'RE GONNA CRUSH YOU
LIKE WE CRUSHED

128
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THOSE NAKED HOT DOG LADIES.

129
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I'M BACK.

130
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WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

131
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YOU KNOW WILSON...
GAB, GAB, GAB, GAB, GAB.

132
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WELL, THEN,
LET'S GET BUSY.

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I DON'T WANT TO WORK
IN A RESTAURANT.

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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP OUT
THE WOMAN THAT LAID ON HER BACK

135
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FOR 36 HOURS IN LABOR
WITH NO DRUGS,

136
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ASKING GOD TO PLEASE
SPARE HER LIFE

137
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SO SHE CAN BRING YOU
INTO THE WORLD, HUH?

138
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MAYBE I SHOULD PUT
THAT TAPE IN.

139
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COME ON, NO, DAD!

140
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THAT'S OKAY.

141
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I THOUGHT
YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY.

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LOOK, IT'S JUST
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS

143
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UNTIL THE BUSINESS GOES BROKE.

144
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THEN OUR LIVES
WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL.

145
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BUT WHY DO WE HAVE
TO GET INVOLVED?

146
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IT'S A FAMILY BUSINESS, OKAY,

147
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ARE YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY
UNFORTUNATELY.

148
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BESIDES, IF YOU DON'T DO IT

149
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THEN I GOT TO PAY
SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT.

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I'M NOT PUTTING
ANOTHER PENNY INTO IT

151
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MORE THAN I ALREADY PUT IN.

152
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BUT WHAT IF SHE'S
SUCCESSFUL?

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[ ALL LAUGH ]

154
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THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD!

155
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SHE CRAZY.

156
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THANKS FOR ADDING LEVITY
TO THIS SITUATION.

157
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SHE HASN'T BEEN IN
THE FAMILY LONG.

158
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NO, SHE HASN'T.

159
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THIS IS JUST THE LATEST

160
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IN A LONG SERIES OF JAY'S
ATTEMPTS "TO EXPRESS HERSELF."

161
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BUT, DAD,
I CAN'T WORK FOR MOM

162
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BECAUSE I WORK FOR YOU.

163
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HMM, PROBLEM.

164
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PROBLEM SOLVED.
YOU'RE FIRED.

165
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NOW YOU WORK FOR YOUR MOTHER.

166
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YOU AND CLAIRE ARE GONNA BE
THE BUSBOYS.

167
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I DON'T EVEN
WASH DISHES HERE.

168
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YOU'RE RIGHT.

169
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE HOSTESS/WAITRESS.

170
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AND THING ONE AND THING TWO,
THEY'LL WASH THE DISHES.

171
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BUT THAT'S NO FAIR.

172
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WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE CHILD LABOR LAWS?

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FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY "LABOR."
LET ME PUT THAT TAPE IN.

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[ ALL SHOUTING ]

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NO, NO! PLEASE.

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DON'T WORRY, THING ONE,
I'LL DO ALL THE WORK.

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YOU JUST SIT THERE
AND BE BEAUTIFUL.

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THAT'S EASY.

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IF I'M GONNA WORK THERE,

180
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO BRING
THE BABY.

181
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

182
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PEOPLE LOVE BABIES.

183
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WE'LL PUT HIM IN THE FRONT
WINDOW AND ATTRACT CUSTOMERS.

184
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MAYBE WE CAN GET ONE
OF THOSE BIG LOBSTER TANKS

185
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AND JUST FILL IT UP
WITH BABIES.

186
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

187
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NO, IT'S NOT!

188
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HEY, IS EVERYBODY EXCITED?!

189
00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:50,609
YEAH!

190
00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:52,121
I GOT 'EM ALL
FIRED UP HERE.

191
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AIN'T THAT RIGHT, KIDS?

192
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YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.

193
00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,891
I THINK I NEED
TO PUT ON A TAPE.

194
00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,350
YEAH! YES! YES!

195
00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,019
I'M SO FIRED UP!

196
00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,388
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY,
I KNOW YOU'RE LYING,

197
00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,933
BUT I'M GONNA
PROVE YOU WRONG

198
00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:08,827
BECAUSE ONE DAY THERE WILL BE
A "COBBLER" ON EVERY CORNER.

199
00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,672
THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CHANGE THE NAME.

200
00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:12,056
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
"THE COBBLER"?

201
00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,499
NOTHING IF YOU WANT PEOPLE
TO BRING IN OLD SHOES.

202
00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:17,469
[ LAUGHS ]

203
00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:18,403
GET IT?

204
00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,572
COBBLER?

205
00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,642
SHOEMAKER AND THE ELVES?

206
00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:29,214
READ A FAIRY TALE,
PEOPLE.

207
00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,017
I THINK WHAT THE KIDS
ARE TRYING TO SAY

208
00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:34,686
IS THAT "THE COBBLER"
IS A LITTLE TOO SPECIFIC.

209
00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,465
YEAH, YOU COOK MORE
THAN COBBLER, MOM.

210
00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,390
YOU SURE DO.

211
00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:44,629
HOW ABOUT "KYLES'
SOOOOOOOOUL KITCHEN"?

212
00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:47,566
MICHAEL,
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

213
00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,936
"JAY'S SOOOOOOOOUL
KITCHEN."

214
00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:52,037
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

215
00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:53,405
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.

216
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,083
Junior: IF WE'RE
GONNA BE INVOLVED,

217
00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:56,942
WE'D LIKE OUR NAME
ON IT, TOO.

218
00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,743
YOU WHAT? SAY WHAT?

219
00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,212
WHAT HE SAY?

220
00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,447
'CAUSE I... WHAT?
WHAT, BOY?

221
00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,892
LET ME POINT OUT
THE FACT

222
00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:06,351
THAT WE ARE ASKING THE KIDS
TO DO THIS FOR NOTHING.

223
00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,763
AND LET ME POINT OUT
THE FACT

224
00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,788
THAT I'VE BEEN DOING IT
FOR NOTHING FOR YEARS.

225
00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:12,157
I NEVER HAD A SIGN OUTSIDE
THIS DOOR WITH MY NAME ON IT.

226
00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,503
I NEVER HAD A PLAQUE THAT SAID
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

227
00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,760
I NEVER HAD A DAMN THING,

228
00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,706
SO YOU CAN TELL THESE KIDS
TO SUCK IT UP

229
00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,274
AND BE HAPPY
THAT THEY WORK FOR ME.

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[ SHOUTS ]

231
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YES.

232
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
GOT GREAT NEWS.

233
00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:27,072
WE'RE GONNA NAME IT
"JAY'S SOOOOUL KITCHEN."

234
00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,640
YAY.

235
00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,542
DO I HAVE TO RE-ENACT
THE TAPE?

236
00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,377
[ ALL SHOUTING ]

237
00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,949
MY MOM'S A GENIUS!
MY MAMA'S SMART!

238
00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,366
Michael:
THERE YOU GO.

239
00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,558
WHEN YOUR STOMACH
GETS TO TWITCHIN',

240
00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,237
COME ON OUT TO JAY'S
SOUL KITCHEN.

241
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,228
'CAUSE THE FOOD
IS ENRICHIN'.

242
00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,063
YEAH,
AND IT'S BEWITCHIN'.

243
00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,599
YOU CAN GO NOW.

244
00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,937
BEWITCHIN', DAD?
THAT'S HORRIBLE.

245
00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,307
HEY, DON'T CRITICIZE MY SLOGAN
UNLESS YOU GOT A BETTER ONE.

246
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,086
I'M TRYING TO COME UP
WITH A CATCHPHRASE,

247
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,945
SOMETHING LIKE, HERE'S
WHERE YUMMY MEETS TUMMY.

248
00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:09,347
OR, I'D WALK A MILE
TO GET A KYLE.

249
00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:10,682
HOW ABOUT THIS?

250
00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,117
WE'RE ALREADY RICH,

251
00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,519
SO WHY THE HECK
ARE WE DOING THIS?

252
00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,288
LOOK AT THAT.

253
00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:19,291
GET OUT OF HERE.

254
00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,736
BABY, HOW YOU DOING
OVER HERE?

255
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,337
I AM HAVING THE TIME
OF MY LIFE.

256
00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,095
WE'RE DOING SUCH
GREAT BUSINESS, BABY.

257
00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,598
WE'VE BEEN OPEN FOR 3 HOURS,
AND WE ALREADY MADE $200.

258
00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,934
IF WE'RE OPEN FOR 12 HOURS,
THAT'S $800.

259
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,902
WE CAN OPEN A CHAIN
OF THESE STORES!

260
00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,138
WE CAN OPEN A CHAIN
OF JAY'S SOUL KITCHENS!

261
00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,150
AND OPEN ONE IN INDIA...
CURRY COBBLER...

262
00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,418
AND THAT WOULD BE
REALLY...

263
00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:38,410
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.

264
00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:39,945
CURRY COBBLER,
I LIKE THAT.

265
00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,957
BUT, LISTEN, WE ONLY MADE
200 BUCKS, OKAY?

266
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,316
WE CAN'T REALLY TELL
WHAT THE RESTAURANT'S DOING

267
00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:45,861
FOR ANOTHER COUPLE
OF WEEKS.

268
00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,053
GET YOUR NEGATIVITY
AWAY FROM ME.

269
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,955
I'M TRYING TO BE
REALISTIC HERE.

270
00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,022
WHERE'S CLAIRE?

271
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,834
I SENT HER OUT
TO PASS OUT FLYERS

272
00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,436
SO SHE CAN ATTRACT
NEW CUSTOMERS.

273
00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,629
HI, DAD, I FOUND A GREAT WAY
TO LURE IN BUSINESS.

274
00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:58,863
WHAT, THE FLYERS?

275
00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,933
NOPE, EVEN BETTER.
WATCH THIS.

276
00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,135
OH, BOYS?

277
00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,704
WHAT THE?

278
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,873
GIRL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
THE HOSTESS, NOT THE HO-STESS.

279
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,275
DAD!

280
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,611
SHE'S A MAîTRE D',
NOT A MAîTRE D-CUP.

281
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:13,812
MICHAEL!

282
00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,513
DAD!

283
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,882
LOOK AT ALL
THE CUSTOMERS.

284
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,351
HELLO, CUSTOMERS.

285
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,778
YOU GONNA BUY
SOMETHING?

286
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,888
THEN GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!

287
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,957
GET OUT!

288
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:27,892
AND YOU GO PUT
SOME CLOTHES ON.

289
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,494
THAT DIDN'T WORK.

290
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,564
WHY DON'T YOU WEAR
AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT?

291
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,701
WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.

292
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,203
IF IT ISN'T THE HOOS.

293
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,270
THE WHO?

294
00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:40,271
YEAH, BOTH OF THEM.

295
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,473
TWO HOOS RIGHT THERE.

296
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:44,709
DON'T YOU PEOPLE
EVER GET SICK OF THAT?

297
00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,511
WELL, AT ANY RATE
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

298
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,812
NO, NOT NICE TO MEET YOU.

299
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,758
WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO,
PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS?

300
00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,193
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

301
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,118
THAT'S OUR RESTAURANT
ACROSS THE STREET.

302
00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,225
I KNOW, IT'S CHINESE FOOD.
THIS IS SOUL FOOD.

303
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,588
THERE'S NO COMPETITION HERE.

304
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,257
LISTEN UP, BALDY,
THIS IS OUR BLOCK.

305
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,859
THIS IS A CHINESE FOOD
BLOCK.

306
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,671
WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT
INTERRUPTING ME?

307
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,295
[ SHOUTING IN CHINESE ]

308
00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,664
SORRY, HONEY.

309
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,509
THIS IS A CHINESE FOOD
BLOCK.

310
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,200
I VANQUISH ALL
OUR ENEMIES.

311
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,612
NOBODY OVERTAKES
THE HOOS.

312
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,203
HOWDY, HOOS,
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

313
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:13,271
YOU DON'T TAKE ORDER.

314
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,716
I GIVE ORDER.
GET OUT OF TOWN.

315
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,740
OKAY.

316
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:16,975
YEAH.

317
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,343
SHUT UP.

318
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,046
I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO LEARN...

319
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,381
YOU HAVE TILL SUNDOWN
TOMORROW.

320
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,984
WHAT IF WE DON'T JUST
PACK UP AND LEAVE?

321
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,929
THEN THE SAME THING'S
GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU

322
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,431
THAT HAPPENED TO
THE DOUGHNUT SHOP,

323
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,033
THE YOGURT SHOP,
THE PRETZEL STORE,

324
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:32,891
THE FUNNEL CAKE SHOP,
THE FONDU SHOP,

325
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,770
THE PIZZA PLACE,
THE COFFEEHOUSE,

326
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,828
AND THE NAKED
HOT DOG LADIES.

327
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,430
ALL GONE.

328
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,465
ALL FALL BEFORE
THE HOUSE OF HOO.

329
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,067
HMM!

330
00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,269
♪ HEY, HOO KICKED
THOSE DOGS OUT? ♪

331
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,604
♪ HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO ♪

332
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,640
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

333
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,884
BOY, IT SURE IS QUIET.

334
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,986
BUSINESS HAS
SLOWED DOWN A BIT.

335
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,699
I WONDER WHAT WE'RE
DOING WRONG.

336
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,291
WE HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE
CUSTOMER ALL DAY.

337
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,459
A CUSTOMER!

338
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,394
HEY, HI,
CAN WE HELP YOU, SIR?

339
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,106
I'M LOOKING FOR HOO'S
CHINESE KITCHEN.

340
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,464
HOO?

341
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,176
I HEAR THEY'RE SELLING
SEOUL FOOD.

342
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,267
THAT'S THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
ACROSS THE STREET.

343
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,913
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
SELLING SOUL FOOD.

344
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,571
NOT ACCORDING TO THIS FLYER.

345
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:21,773
HE'S RIGHT. THE HOOS
PUT UP A NEW SIGN.

346
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,351
THEY'RE STEALING
OUR CUSTOMERS.

347
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,843
AAH!

348
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,278
MICHAEL, TELL ME THAT DOESN'T
SAY WHAT I THINK IT SAYS.

349
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,214
"SEOUL FOOD"!

350
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,425
THAT'S FALSE
ADVERTISEMENT.

351
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,550
SEOUL IS IN KOREA.
THEY'RE CHINESE.

352
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:33,795
THEY RIPPED OFF
OUR SIGN.

353
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,687
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN,
MY LOVE?

354
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,988
I WAS LEARNING.

355
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,958
"HE WHO LEARNS BUT DOES NOT
THINK IS LOST."

356
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,160
HEY, THAT'S
FORTUNE-COOKIE TALK.

357
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,772
SHE'S BEEN EATING
WITH THE ENEMY.

358
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,396
AT LEAST
THEY HAVE COOKIES.

359
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,165
HOW MUCH COBBLER
CAN ONE PERSON EAT?

360
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:51,402
OH, MY GOD, THEY GOT KADY,
BUT SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN WEAK.

361
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,838
AT LEAST
WE HAVE FRANKLIN.

362
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,940
THIS IS GOOD.

363
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,909
YOU KNOW WHAT?

364
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,545
IT'S TIME TO RETALIATE.

365
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,849
Jay: MICHAEL,
YOU ARE A GENIUS

366
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,361
GIVING AWAY
FREE SAMPLES OF PIE.

367
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,652
LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE.

368
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,187
NOW WE GOT THE UPPER HAND.

369
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,022
WE'LL SHOW THE HOOS
WHO'S WHO AROUND HERE.

370
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,857
THAT'S RIGHT!

371
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,429
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

372
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,075
IS THAT AN EGG ROLL
IN YOUR POCKET,

373
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,133
OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY
TO SEE ME?

374
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:23,768
EGG ROLL.

375
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,007
GO DO SOMETHING.

376
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,551
YOU GOING DOWN,
CUE BALL.

377
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,354
MICHAEL, WILL YOU
PLEASE WORK FASTER?

378
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,900
STOP WORRYING ABOUT
ANNIE HOO.

379
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,902
IF WE KEEP SERVING GOOD FOOD
AT A GOOD PRICE,

380
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,026
WE'LL BE FINE.

381
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,428
YOU'RE RIGHT, JAY,
WE'RE DOING GREAT, HUH?

382
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,541
WE'RE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED
WITH ON THIS BLOCK.

383
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,209
AND IF ANNIE HOO
CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT,

384
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,801
SHE BETTER GET UP OUT
OF JAY'S SOOOOOUL KITCHEN.

385
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,837
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

386
00:13:58,904 --> 00:13:59,938
[ SCREAMS ]

387
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,906
LOOK, A RAT!

388
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,541
THAT'S NOT CHICKEN!

389
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:04,709
IT'S A RAT!

390
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,211
I'M NOT EATING HERE!

391
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,980
I'M GOING TO THE CHINESE
RESTAURANT ACROSS THE STREET,

392
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,181
WHERE IT'S CLEAN!

393
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,784
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

394
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,319
HEY, THERE'S NO RAT.

395
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,188
NO? OH, MY MISTAKE.

396
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,923
HAVE A NICE DAY.

397
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,292
OH, BY THE WAY,
THE CHICKEN'S VERY GOOD.

398
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,362
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD GIVE ME
THE RECIPE WHEN YOU CLOSE.

399
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,763
THAT WAS ANNIE HOO!

400
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,699
TELL ME SHE JUST
DID NOT DO THAT!

401
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,001
SHE JUST DID IT.
THAT WOMAN IS DIABOLICAL.

402
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,837
OH, BOY, NOW THE GLOVES
ARE COMING OFF, JAY.

403
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:36,374
OOOOH.

404
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,649
SORRY,
NO ROOM IN THE HOUSE.

405
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,094
GOOD. WE'RE NOT
GONNA STAY LONG.

406
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,718
JUST CAME HERE
TO LAY DOWN THE LAW.

407
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,097
AND SO WE DON'T
GET IT WRONG,

408
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,689
I'M GONNA LET HIM SPEAK TO YOU
IN CHINESE AND TELL YOU.

409
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:52,924
TELL HER, FRANKLIN.

410
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,526
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

411
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,398
YOU ALL DONE?

412
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,633
YES.

413
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,167
[ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

414
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,303
YOU LITTLE POT STICKER!

415
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,539
WELL, IT'S PLAN "B,"
MR. KYLE.

416
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,441
YEAH, PLAN "B" IT IS.

417
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,978
I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THIS PLACE

418
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:18,116
THAT THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT
WOULD GIVE YOU AN "F"?!

419
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,851
AN "F"!

420
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,085
YEAH, AND LOOK AT THIS.

421
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,388
THERE'S A FINGER
IN HIS FINGER FOOD.

422
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,990
OH, MY GOD, MAYBE THAT'S WHY
THEY GAVE IT AN "F," HUH?

423
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,802
IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU DIDN'T GET AN "A."

424
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,427
THERE'S BE AN ASS
ON YOUR PLATE.

425
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,963
HEY, LOOK, THERE'S SOME
SOUL FOOD DOWN THE STREET.

426
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,441
THIS WAY,
RIGHT THAT WAY.

427
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:34,799
THAT'S NOT A REAL FINGER!

428
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,668
I SHOW YOU
A REAL FINGER.

429
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,046
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY.

430
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,371
[ LAUGHS ] MY MISTAKE.

431
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,707
OUR MISTAKE.
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

432
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,747
YOU WANT TO PLAY
ROUGH, HUH?

433
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:50,882
OH, I DO!

434
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,417
SHUT UP, HORNY MAN.

435
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,852
YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE DOG,
ALWAYS ON MY LEG LIKE THIS.

436
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,831
GO MAKE SOME DUMPLINGS
OR SOMETHING.

437
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,290
I GOT TO THINK
OF A NEW PLAN.

438
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,693
WELCOME TO JAY'S
SOUL KITCHEN.

439
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,294
BUSINESS IS GOOD,
MR. KYLE,

440
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,129
AND NO ONE'S EATING
ACROSS THE STREET.

441
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,841
YEP, ALL OF OUR
CUSTOMERS ARE BACK.

442
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,166
OF COURSE THEY ARE.

443
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,535
NOW THAT WE'VE SHOWN OUR
SUPERIOR STRATEGIC STRENGTH

444
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:13,371
BY GIVING THEM THE FINGER,
WE WILL GROW STRONGER

445
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:16,407
AS THE HOUSE OF HOO
WITHERS ON THE VINE.

446
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,475
BUT...

447
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:18,910
HUSH!

448
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,311
YEAH!

449
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,014
NOW I'M DONE.

450
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,949
BUT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
ONE THING, DAD.

451
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,697
ANNIE HOO WON'T
TAKE THIS LYING DOWN.

452
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,419
Junior:
YEAH, DON'T LOOK NOW,

453
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,288
BUT THE EMPIRE
STRIKES BACK.

454
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,757
[ GASPS ]

455
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,858
WHAT?

456
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,265
OH, DAMN THAT HOO.

457
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,101
WHAT NOW,
MASTER STRATEGIST?

458
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,879
WELL, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO SPEAK TO THEM

459
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,514
IN A LANGUAGE THAT
THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.

460
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:47,739
CHINESE?

461
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,540
NO, SIGN LANGUAGE.

462
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:17,001
THEY CAN'T MAKE ANY MONEY
AT 99 CENTS.

463
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,446
THEY'RE NOT TRYING
TO MAKE MONEY.

464
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,482
THEY'RE TRYING TO PUT US
OUT OF BUSINESS.

465
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,140
THEY'VE GOT A LINE
AROUND THE BLOCK,

466
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,574
AND WE'VE GOT NOBODY.

467
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,520
I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T
COME TO THIS,

468
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,577
BUT IT'S COME TO THIS.

469
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,812
NO, MICHAEL...

470
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,657
I HAVE TO. I HAVE
NO CHOICE, DAMN IT!

471
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:30,882
YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA...

472
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,116
YES!

473
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,552
I GOTTA BRING OUT
THE BIG GUMS.

474
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,526
BOY, I HAVE WORKED UP
AN APPETITE.

475
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,493
[ CHUCKLES ]

476
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,594
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

477
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,696
PLEASE, SIR,
STOP EATING.

478
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,265
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOD.

479
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:48,633
ALMOST, HUH?

480
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,468
THAT MEANS YOU'RE
HOLDING BACK.

481
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,170
WHATEVER ELSE
YOU GOT BACK THERE,

482
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,237
BRING IT ON.

483
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,539
[ CHUCKLES ]

484
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,245
[ LAUGHTER ]

485
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:02,713
IT'S WORKING, DAD!

486
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,782
I KNEW CALVIN WAS THE MAN
FOR THE JOB.

487
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,785
THERE'S NOT A CRUMB LEFT
OVER THERE.

488
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,154
AT THIS RATE, I PREDICT
THE ULTIMATE DEMISE

489
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,090
OF THE HOUSE OF HOO
WILL BE IN ONE WEEK.

490
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,925
YEAH!

491
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,160
MICHAEL, I DID NOT OPEN
A RESTAURANT

492
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,628
TO CLOSE ANOTHER ONE DOWN.

493
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,831
HEY, NEITHER DID I,
BUT SHE STARTED IT.

494
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,265
THIS WASN'T MY VISION.

495
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,167
GO OVER THERE
AND PUT AN END TO THIS.

496
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,502
BUT THIS IS WAR!

497
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,671
NO, THIS ISN'T WAR!

498
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,272
YES, IT IS!

499
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,240
PLEASE?

500
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,008
NO, THIS IS A BUSINESS.

501
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,954
I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE
OF OUR RESTAURANTS

502
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,545
TO CLOSE DOWN, MICHAEL.

503
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,747
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY
FOR US TO CO-EXIST.

504
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:39,417
NOW, LOOK, THE SMART MAN
THAT I KNOW AND LOVE

505
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,519
WHO HELPED ME REALIZE
MY DREAM

506
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,264
EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T
BELIEVE IN IT

507
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,755
IS SMART ENOUGH TO FIND IT.

508
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,091
GO!

509
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,027
YES, MA'AM.

510
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,529
[ BURPS ]
OOH!

511
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,597
[ LAUGHS ]

512
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,198
I THINK I'M READY
FOR DESSERT.

513
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,600
NO, YOU GOT TO GO.

514
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,568
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.
NO MORE FOOD.

515
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,036
THE SIGN SAYS
"ALL YOU CAN EAT,"

516
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,515
AND THAT'S NOT
ALL I CAN EAT.

517
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,173
I THINK YOU BETTER
GO SHOPPING.

518
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,475
HEY, CALVIN,
HOW'S IT GOING?

519
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,943
I'M HUNGRY!
THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING.

520
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,879
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
YOU WERE BEHIND THIS.

521
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,814
YOU SENT IN
AN EATING MACHINE.

522
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,682
HE'S NOT HUMAN.

523
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,128
DO YOU WANT TO CALL
A TRUCE,

524
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,486
OR SHOULD I MAKE
A RESERVATION FOR THE WEEK?

525
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,288
NO, NO, YOU WIN.

526
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,623
YOU MAKE THE SOUL FOOD.

527
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,034
WE'LL MAKE
THE CHINESE FOOD.

528
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,092
NO MORE ALL YOU CAN EAT?

529
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,326
NO MORE.

530
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,205
BUT DON'T COME LOOKING
IN HERE FOR FINGERS,

531
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,263
AND KEEP HIM OUT.

532
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,330
DEAL.

533
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,798
DEAL.

534
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,066
YOU'RE A SCARY MAN.

535
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:30,368
WHERE'S
MY FORTUNE COOKIE?

536
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,437
[ SIGHS ]
HERE, TAKE IT.

537
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:40,011
OOH, "GO TO JAY'S SOUL FOOD
ACROSS THE STREET."

538
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,114
[ CHUCKLES ]
HOPE THEY GOT RIBS.

539
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,217
I WROTE THAT BEFORE
WE MADE OUR DEAL.

540
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,220
SO, WE AGREE WE'RE GONNA
PEACEFULLY CO-EXIST TOGETHER?

541
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,222
YES, WE CAN BE KIND
AND LOVING NEIGHBORS.

542
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,157
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
FOR EVERYBODY.

543
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,458
BAD NEWS!

544
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,304
AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT
OPENED DOWN THE STREET.

545
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,796
YOU GO GET YOUR SCARY MAN,
EMPTY HIM OUT,

546
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,575
AND BRING HIM BACK
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

547
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,610
I CAN FIND SOME MORE FINGERS
AND A BABY TOE.

548
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,569
GOOD IDEA!

549
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,837
THIS IS THE START OF
A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.

550
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,372
THAT'S RIGHT.

551
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,412
YES.

552
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,948
HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
GOT GREAT NEWS.

553
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:21,452
WE'RE GONNA NAME IT...
[ LAUGHS ]

554
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,520
[ SHOUTS ]

555
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,589
YES, YES.

556
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:27,191
HEAR YE, HEAR YE,
WE HAVE GREAT NEWS.

557
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:31,495
WE'RE GONNA CALL IT...
[ LAUGHS ]

558
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,974
YEP, OUR CUSTOMERS
ARE BACK.

559
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,265
OF COURSE THEY ARE

560
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,601
NOW THAT WE'VE SHOWN OUR
SUPERIOR STRATEGIC STRENGTH

561
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:37,946
BY GIVING THEM
THE FINGER.

562
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,203
WE WILL GROW STRONGER

563
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,939
WHILE THE HOUSE OF HOO
WITHERS UNDER THE VINE.

564
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,208
Man: ON THE VINE.

565
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,344
ON, UNDER... WHAT?

566
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,845
[ LAUGHS ]